An Asinine Alias

"Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?"

Things You Should Avoid: An Asinine Alias

According to the New York Post:

A 19-year-old Englishman has legally changed his name from George Garret to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spider-Man Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined, after paying a $16 fee. "I wanted to be unique. I decided upon a theme of superheroes," said the boy...

The boy wanted to be unique...This is how you go about doing it? What's wrong with the good old fashion tattoo? Or the pierced eyebrow? Those two things can help you become "unique", changing your name is borderline criminal.

What made him decide on superheroes? I would love nothing more if my name was McLovin because all the ladies would suddenly fall in love with me....or not. Just because you change your name to something or give yourself your own stupid nickname, doesn't make it the truth. In fact, I'm pretty sure you are not faster than all those comic book characters combined because they aren't real!!!!!

What's his first name? Does he even have one? What does he write down on his driver's license because I'm pretty sure it doesn't leave enough space for 14 names to be written down. But if changing his name suddenly makes it true for him then I am McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor...