Dancing Drunks

Someone has the moves to seduce you.

Things to Avoid: Dancing Drunks

Now I'm not saying all drunks that want to dance are bad, because some can be quite nice. But this kind of dancing should be illegal in all states. I don't think they know where they are and if I had to guess this would be the jersey shore. But maybe not.

What I don't get is the girl. Is she a friend? Is she making fun of them? Is she actually turned on by this? I wish I knew those answers and I wish I knew why she didn't try to avoid these two altogether.

These two must feel like they are the kings of the world and with the attention of an attractive girl and the 10 Jager Bombs they just downed up until this point, maybe they are...maybe they aren't...