Drunk fans

The Phillies win the World Series for the first time since 1980. This fan remembers when he won the "best climber" award in kindergarten in 1980. Another fan receives a new award: Most Accurately Thrown Vodka Bottle:

Thing you should avoid: Flying vodka bottles

Other thing you should avoid: Falling drunk acrobats

Like all fellow Phillies fans, I too want to climb the nearest lamp post, street sign, or traffic light to express my joy, but come on...